How am I suppose to glam now?
she’s literally having a Saturday brunch right now.
she is the girl wearing yoga pants, drinking a pumpkin spiced chai latte telling you all the things she loves about fall when you didn’t ask.
she asked me to watch “eat pray love” with her; SERIOUSLY.
she passive aggressively takes up 99.8% of all space in the house and then wonders why i have so much shit in my room.
she is the whitest white girl who ever whited; i live with her; and my other roommate is absolutely doomed for dating her.
i can see him dying little deaths every day.
losing parts of his identity that i KNOW he feels strongly about.
Oh well, fuck it. I’m on my way to Japan in less than 2 months so I get to wash my hands and taint clean with … whatever i got myself in to here. =/
"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"
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Saraceno has installed over 20 huge spheres suspended at different heights in a network of black mesh. Within each orb is a different organic material like water or plants or air. This work is inspired by soap bubbles and spider webs (and the interaction and juxtaposition). We think of those two items as fragile and delicate, but they are actually extremely flexible and (for the material) super strong.
*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*
im sick of the lies
I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE
Iggy Azalea and the ‘denim chicken’ from it’s always sunny in philadelphia
Leaf Bug (Phyllium Giganteum)
oh hey i got that pokemon
so if a bisexual dates someone of another gender, they’re really straight and looking for attention
and if a bisexual dates someone of the same gender, they’re really gay and calling themself bi out of internalized homophobia
and if a bisexual is polyamorous, they’re the reason bisexuals “can’t be trusted”
and single bisexuals are predatory liars
what the fuck are we supposed to do